Party painting kits with a twist

Paint and sip from anywhere and craft an experience your friends will love.

Bride in a martini glass, holding flowers, with a veil and sash at her hens party
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Guests at a Bridal Shower Party are sitting at a long white table. They are drinking champagne and painting penis figurines
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A large hen's party group is sitting at a table in the outdoors. The ladies are painting plaster penises as an activity.
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Two young ladies completing The Phallus Picasso penis painting activity from their hotel room.
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Penis painting kits ready to be painted at a hen's party in the Hunter Valley, NSW
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Here’s why we’re the trusted choice for hens and birthday parties, girls’ nights and gifting across Australia:

Create a bespoke painting experience without the costs or constraints of preset packages

Hassle free setup with premium paints, brush set and cheeky canvas or ceramic figurine included

Adaptable to different party sizes and easy setup from any location

Choose Your Activity Kit

Each painting kit comes with a premium brush set, paints and a cheeky canvas or ceramic figurine.

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Set of 3 Yoni Fruit Magnets Painting Kit

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Customer reviews

5 star review for penis painting kits by The Phallus Picasso

Fast shipping, AMAZING quality and a great selection of colors and brushes. Huge thanks!

I recently received my order and was pleasantly surprised to find a nicely packaged, well-made…um, penis haha!

Can’t wait to surprise the bride-to-be with a bit of fun at her hen’s party, I know she will love it. Siena was amazing to deal with and our order was super quick to arrive. Will definitely paint these again for our next event!

Bride holding her paint penis creation

- Jessica D, Queensland

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Paint-by-numbers canvas with beach-themed design, including surfboards that are subtly phallic. Multiple numbered sections and small paint pots are visible.