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5 star review for penis painting kits by The Phallus Picasso, symbolizing a five-star rating.

Fast shipping, AMAZING quality and a great selection of colors and brushes. Huge thanks!

I recently received my order and was pleasantly surprised to find a nicely packaged, well-made…um, penis haha!

Can’t wait to surprise the bride-to-be with a bit of fun at her hen’s party, I know she will love it. Siena was amazing to deal with and our order was super quick to arrive. Will definitely paint these again for our next event!

Hand holding a ceramic phallic-shaped object with paintbrushes and pastel paint pots.

- Jessica D, Queensland

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